Alison Brie Says Her And Dave Franco's Relationship Began Completely Normal - With 48 Hours Straight Of Drugs And Sex At Mardi Gras

Ah, the classic Mardi Gras love story. Who hasn't been there? Alison Brie just further proving that stars are just like us, minus probably the better drugs and 48 hours straight of sex. No regular human can have sex for 48 hours straight. That's just way too much sex. I'd be pulling number 14 within the first few hours: 

Speaking of Dave Franco - what a run for Greg the soccer player from Superbad. The dude has been in way more things than I would have guessed or remembered when I looked at his Wikipedia page. Honestly, I was looking to see how old he was compared to Allison Brie at 37. Also reminded me he was in Greek, which is an underrated binge show from back in the day. Not to mention that cast was absolutely loaded: Spencer Grammer, Clark Duke, Amber Stevens, Dave Franco, Jesse McCartney, Max Greenfield, Olivia Munn and Alan Ruck. Anyways, random sidebar. 

Back to the 48 hours in New Orleans. That's a hell of a way to start the relationship. Not sure how you top 48 hours in Mardi Gras, but then again when you're an actor/actress you can go wherever you want and party like this or do whatever you want. And shout out her friend who set this up. That's the sort of friend you need in your crew. The one who isn't afraid to tip toe the line and get two people ready to fuck for 48 hours. The one who will sneak messages. That's a key ingredient to a group of friends. 

Granted most of the time the person you're helping get set up doesn't look like Alison Brie

And you know what? It worked! Brie and Dave Franco have been married. Just goes to show if you want the best relationship you can, gotta start it with drugs, sex and Mardi Gras. A tale as old as time.